I am a horrible person...

Discussion in 'The Garage' started by Reaper, Jun 22, 2006.

  1. Reaper

    Reaper Pit Bitch

    So what is the worst thing you have ever done in your life that you will admit too.

    I dont want to know about illegal stuff just stuff that you will admit.

    in highschool I pee'd on a downs syndrome (Mr. Happy we called him).

    My freshman year in Highschool, the entire freshman football team shaved our heads. I went to the bathroom during lunch and Mr. Happy came bursting from the stall while i was at the urinal and tryed to rub my head. I turned and pissed on the kid as i yelled and tried to zip up my pants to get away. I ended up running out of the bathroom with my pants unzipped.

    I kinda felt bad I pee'd on him but only cause he was a special needs student. if it would have been a *normal* person I not give a shit cause the lil fag got what he deserved. but since he is mentally challenged I do feel bad after all these years
  2. ledzeppac

    ledzeppac Wanna meat me?

    I prank called some douche bag yesterday
  3. Reaper

    Reaper Pit Bitch

    I am sure the relay operator was mortified by that call.... :add_wegbr
  4. ledzeppac

    ledzeppac Wanna meat me?


    I've only had them hang up twice!

    I jsut had my third surgery and been beed ridden for 3 weeks so the relay shit has been my best friend... I have said some horrible terrible funny chit:add_wegbr :icon16:
  5. Reaper

    Reaper Pit Bitch

    you kiss your mom with that mouth? that even made my jaw drop.........

    how is the knee man?
  6. LiV4gnz

    LiV4gnz Registered User

    i basiccaly get written up every week almost got kicked outt for throwing a dissection frog at my teacher last period lmao i have a stack of write ups where you can use the papers on the back to write war and peace. im not a bad kid, i just like to have fun. but some times we do go a lil over the top
  7. Reaper

    Reaper Pit Bitch

    your teacher has the penmenship of a serial killer! :add_wegbr
  8. turbo2nr

    turbo2nr Registered User

    When I was 17, I had sex with my girlfriends mom, after she(girlfriend) went to sleep. Mom was 53, I was 17. Mom was a redneck nurse, and I believe she had drugged her daughter with sleeping pills, and gave me something in my drink. It was like a bad dream. Dry-puzzy, yuk.
  9. 6cylboost

    6cylboost New Member

    Hey lets revive this thread:confused:

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